Coming soon to a recall election near you!!

It seems the newly sworn in Mayor of Portland, Sam Adams, has been a *very naughty boy*, and got caught in a wee little fib. My issue is primarily that it's poor form to boink your direct reports, but others take issue with the fact that the Mayors chewtoi was *at most* 18 when the happy naked games began...and then coached the lad to lie about events.

In honor of increasingly temporary Mayor Adams, I dedicate:



To those that would gasp and criticize for having the temerity to use this ammunition...well, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. A hetero mayor boinking a barely 18yo staffer that he'd met when she was 17 would be under serious heat, and it is my position that equality demands we hold a LGBT Mayor to the precise same standard.

Beyond that, Adams (from what I read) basically boils down to a "Greg Nickels with less restraint" such that any little political misfortune that befalls him is to the net benefit of his constituents.